awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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