Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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