I'm laying in your front yard are you home
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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