i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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