How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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