Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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