I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So vagazzling was a success
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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