he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
