We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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