But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Randomize
