so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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