i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Of course I have a pirate flag
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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