btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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