I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
pop tarts are not kleenex
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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