people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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