I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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