I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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