it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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