vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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