i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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