Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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