Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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