I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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