I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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