How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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