There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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