dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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