YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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