I'm so fucking centered right now
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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