adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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