what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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