So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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