You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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