3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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