I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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