Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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