question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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