Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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