Whod you bang
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I had to cum in my sink.
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