It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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