Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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