Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she woke up with a sticky ear
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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