You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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