Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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