You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
