The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
are you so shy because you have an std?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We are two peas in an std pod
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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