Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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