Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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