Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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