8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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