so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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